Friday, November 26, 2004

Link-O-Rama! [11/26/04]

I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving and "chicken-fried" tempeh like I did yesterday. I'm thankful that this year is almost over.

Here's some links for today. No, nothing related to Thanksgiving. Well, alcohol and nuts did play a part in my Thanksgiving, so maybe it is...

Hello? It’s me, your sanity. http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000873021550/
Easy Nuts http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996675 [edit: fixed link]
Tired of smushed, uh, bananas? http://www.boingboing.net/2004/11/25/bananaguard.html

Friday, November 12, 2004

Now you can smell as bad as her music!

We haven't posted anything in a few days, so I thought I'd finish the week off with a present for you: Celine Dion Parfum (that's perfume for you English-speaking folk) (oh, yeah, that's "smelly stuff" for you red state folk).

Monday, November 08, 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen,Drop Your Borders

"No Good American Will Be Left Behind!"

Yep, for you singles distraught over the election results, our beloved neighbor to the north is here to help. Hundreds of Canadians have pledged to marry an American... "Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.".

Canadians can take the Pledge:

Now that George W. Bush has been declared the official winner of the November 2 election and shall become the President of the United States for four more years of idiocy, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

1. discouraged Democrat,
2. reformed Republican,
3. apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies.

In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.

Americans and Canadians can submit a profile so they can hook up. Oh, and their about page? It is called Aboot.
The hidden agenda...

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Fuck You

Fuck you all, and your sanctimonious bigoted ruining of our country. May you all burn in the hell you so aspire to send anyone not like you to. That sentence doesn't make sense, but I'm too mad to remedy it. Just a big middle finger to the self righteous bastards that voted for that fuckhole of a fundamentalist extremist 'president'. And a huge hug to those of you with draftable age family members and friends. Run. Run quickly.
Same sentiments, a bit more eloquent, here.

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